American Scientific Measurement Corporation announces its latest technological achievement for men, the Original Dick Ruler™.

Just in time for the holidays, the Original Dick Ruler™ is a 9-inch wood ruler printed to 12-inch specifications, allowing men to awesomely exaggerate their genital stature to potential conquests.  So… What does ‘The World’s First Penis Enlarging Ruler’ do?

The Dick Ruler makes six inches look like EIGHT.
Makes you look 30% bigger.
No need for penis enlargement pills!
The best thing any man can do for those special photos…

The Original Dick Ruler™ is the perfect conversation starter about dick size, and initial customer reviews are both promising and hilarious (“Definitely a quality product, but my dick still looks small”).

The novelty gift looks deceptively like a standard 12-inch ruler and is ideal for use as a measuring tool that delivers an incorrect outcome in the man’s favor. “We know that sometimes you want a ruler you can hold next to something six inches long… and make that thing look like it is eight inches long.”

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The Original Dick Ruler™ is a hilarious novelty gift for men who live large… or just want to seem large. American Scientific Measurement Corporation introduces a 9-inch wood ruler printed to 12-inch specifications, ideal for sending extra-impressive dick pics to potential hookups.

The specialty gag gift was the genius of two friends who came up with the idea of inventing a comically inaccurate ruler for men with an excellent sense of humor and a penchant for showing off.

The Original Dick Ruler™ is $5.00 with free shipping in the USA, ships in a discreet unmarked envelope and makes the perfect gift for the man who has everything… or in this case, maybe not quite enough.


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